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FREEBIE3.TXT


            INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH STREET - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008

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   Version 3.1         ██                         ██       Version 3.1
                       ██      CompuFreebies      ██
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                 Louis Puccio - President, Infolist. Author.

                 New update! Now includes game demo disks, a
                 """"""""""" free magazine, computer club, bonus
                             items, automated menus.

   Press P to print every page. Press Shift and Print Scrn key to print only
   one page. F3 key to change colors. Press 1 through 9 to have the screen
   move down automatically. Press ESC key to exit and go to main menu.
   S key to search by word or phrase.

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     Here is your first Freebie!

     HOW TO GET A COPY OF YOUR CREDIT REPORT FROM T.R.W. CORP.

        Call this telephone number - 800 392 1122. Press 2.
        Follow the instructions exactly.
     That's all there is to it! T.R.W. is the only company
     that will send a free credit report. They do not mind
     at all sending this to you. They are perhaps the largest
     of all credit agencies.
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     Thanks for selecting this shareware file!
     This listing has something for virtually all computer users.
     'CompuFreebies' is a valuable source of free promotional
     items, information, product/technical help, and many other
     things for computer users. Names and descriptions of
     everything offered are included and is very easy to use. A
     major computer monthly - PC SOURCES - has reviewed an earlier
     registered version of 'Freebies' in their April '91 issue New
     Products section. The magazine staff felt it would benefit
     their readers and was carefully considered among hundreds of
     new products. This is not a novelty or gimmick item to be
     thrown away or used up.

     The resources offered here, knowledge gained and contacts
     made will continue to be helpful for years. This is one of
     the few shareware products that offers much more value in
     material items and learning opportunity than the price paid.
     Our registered version (described later in detail) is the
     largest centralized source of demo-disks and free
     computer-related items in the U.S. available on disk. This
     file you have now has 2 parts. The first part lists companies
     offering general free items. The 2nd part lists companies
     offering 10 free videos.

     NOTE: THIS FILE IS NOT TO BE POSTED ON ANY BBS OR ONLINE SYSTEM
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               //////////////////////////////////////////////
                 REGISTRATION INFO - Page 17.
                 Registered version shows how to get free
                 ADOBE TYPE MANAGER for WINDOWS. No cost!
                 No 'catches.' Sold for $100.00 + in stores!
               //////////////////////////////////////////////

                     """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
                     BBS, shareware co. owners, club
                     Presidents.  See Page 28.
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  """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""               """"""""""""""""""""
  For information on the game                   See page 32 for a
  found on this disk, hit the ESC               collection of jokes.
  key and go to the main menu.                  """"""""""""""""""""
  Select 'Game Instructions.'
  """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

      (c) COPYRIGHT 1993. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
          This file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone
          (EXCEPT onto electronic bulletin board systems) provided
          that no changes are made to this text file. Make as many
          copies as necessary. Price not to exceed $9.00 per copy.

 HOW IS THIS FILE ORGANIZED

     All companies offering free items are organized by software
     categories.  In each software category (word processing,
     database, desktop publishing, games, magazines, spreadsheet,
     etc.) you'll find a company offering a free item such as a demo
     disk, or free information.

 ABOUT ACTUAL SOFTWARE. (Get yours right now!)

     Our category - 'actual software' lists companies that give
     away free software. Most will work for at least 30 days - and
     some for an unlimited time. This is the 'real thing!' You
     actually receive software which can be used. No features are
     disabled. You install it on your computer just like regular
     software you would pay for.

     As our thanks for reading this long documentation we've
     included a listing for a company that will send free
     software. Please see the 'Actual Software' category on page 9.

 ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS USED HERE

     Descriptions used here are a general guide and not meant to
     be a comparison or evaluation for any product. Some
     descriptions are shorter only because the software is complex
     and could not be easily described, such as an engineering or
     scientific program. If you're seeking any good program it
     would be best to request the demo disks for all programs (if
     more than one is listed) within that category and compare. Do
     not be guided mainly by brief descriptions in deciding on the
     best software. Good decisions are based on as much good
     information as possible. I decided against writing a


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     paragraph or so for each item as it would basically be unfair
     to the company (a good software feature might go unmentioned)
     and still not provide enough information for users to go
     ahead and purchase it. Nothing less than a side-by-side
     comparison of all software in each category, such as the
     major magazines do, would be fair. Even those studies must be
     carefully studied by the user. Descriptions here are used
     mainly to help in asking for the free item.

EXPERT HELP, MAKING CONTACTS AND TOLL-FREE TECH SUPPORT

     You'll speak with the department most knowledgeable about the
     product. Sales reps. are very helpful and can answer most
     questions except the most technical. If a company has
     toll-free tech support the number is listed near the
     sales/marketing 800 number. These numbers are not widely
     advertised and were obtained with a lot of effort. A lot can
     be learned, including basics. E.g., anyone with an interest
     in networks can contact a network company that will explain
     some basics.

     Because you can speak with someone quickly and easily much
     more can be learned with less effort (and cost) than reading
     a book or manual. For many applications, e.g. Wordperfect,
     completely free tech. support is available.  For those who
     prefer studying, the booklet category has companies that send
     good basic guides for most computer fields.

MISCELLANEOUS FREE ITEMS

     Examples of miscellaneous free items are:
     Booklets, literature, magazines, expos, game demos, seminars,
     discount catalogs, posters, personal organizers, mugs, large
     envelopes, etc. (Mugs and personal organizers available in
     registered version)

     Many companies send thick informative booklets and literature
     describing many computer-related topics. To educate their
     users they send basic 'How To' booklets. For example, titles
     read something like, "Getting The Most from Your PC, Network,
     Mainframe, Connectivity, Telephone, etc. (titles depend on
     the company.)" I carefully selected booklets which are truly
     informative and do not try to sell a particular product.
     These are not sales materials or brochures and you will
     really learn a lot from them. Many have basic definitions.

     Free computer magazine subscriptions are used to increase ad
     revenue. The ads found in these magazines deal with specific
     products and systems. These free magazines are specialized and
     appeal to a certain reader. They are an excellent source of
     information, news and events.

     Free admission to popular expos and conferences: These are
     large trade shows with many exhibits from companies all over
     the U.S. Normally admission at the show without an invitation
     is at least $10 - $30.00. As with other items, these passes
     are free to all callers.


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     Free seminars are given to explain the basics of products and
     help potential customers understand products and services
     better. Practically all the expos and seminars listed in the
     here and in the registered version of CompuFreebies are not
     advertised any place else. Free catalogs are offered are on
     either CD Rom or diskettes. These are found in the electronic
     catalog section.
     Many sales brochures come in large folders for holding papers.
     Large envelopes can be re-used for other mailings.

LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED.

     A convenient listing of companies (such as this) with toll
     free numbers provides computer users with a great opportunity
     to explore and come across a solution or helpful product.
     Some companies with good products  may not take out a full
     page ad (or any ad) in magazines or newspapers. We have many
     unadvertised free items and computer products listed.

     No purchase is required at any time from any company. Take as
     much time as necessary to review the demo disks and other
     material carefully. Only ask for what is really necessary as
     most things are expensive, especially for mail and handling.

 AUTHOR AFFILIATION

     Author of this shareware file is not employed by any
     companies listed here or in any other listing available
     from Infolist. Author has absolutely no interest or gain in
     promoting any particular company. All company names, product
     names, trademarks, etc. are property of the respective
     companies.
                               *   *   *

     >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
     <<<<< BEFORE CONTACTING COMPANIES, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING >>>
     <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS

     Nearly all companies listed here and the registered version
     have toll-free nos. I have contacted each company and found
     the most direct phone numbers. As a result, time spent on
     'hold' or transferred will be greatly reduced when you call.
     You'll reach the department directly responsible for the
     desired product. Often companies do not list their 800 number
     in ads or any other literature. But through research I've
     managed to find and include them here. This feature will save
     phone charges and time. Detailed instructions on what
     extension to ask for or number to press is included.

     The following will give good results in using this list.
     When someone answers the phone when contacting any company,
     the following short 'speech' is recommended:  "I'd like to
     receive product information about _______" (name of free
     item). If you've reached the switchboard operator you now
     will be: 1) transferred to sales, marketing, or product info.
     dept. or, 2) someone will take your name and address and send

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     the item. Often the phone operator will quickly transfer you
     to some other area if you ask something about their product
     that sounds complicated. It's important, then, to quickly say
     you only want something mailed. This might often prevent a
     call from being transferred or placed on hold. If you're
     still transferred to another dept. you may have to start all
     over and ask, "I'd like to receive product information
     about_____ (name of item)". After a conversation with the
     company representative, when appropriate, mention the
     following:

     "Please include a demo disk (or other free item) also."  This
     is better than quickly asking only for the item right away.
     Sometimes you might be asked, "Where did you hear about our
     product." You can reply, "From Infolist software catalog."
     Often you may not speak to a sales rep. as many companies are
     large so they have many people that just mail out literature.
     Companies are more than happy to send product information.
     They will send a demo, video, booklet, seminar registration
     etc. to any individual or company and sometimes will ask
     basic information such as your company name, address,
     department, and other things. Do not be concerned about being
     pressured to buy. You can say that you'd like a demo for now
     and will call back after reviewing it. Most companies do not
     call again, I've found. You can, if you like, let them know
     what you think of the demo, information or whatever else you
     receive. In fact, they would be very happy to hear from you
     and perhaps there are other 'extras' which can be made
     available later on. It's a good idea to listen to the sales
     or marketing representative as you can learn some good basic
     information about the computer industry, computer products in
     general, etc. as well as their product. I've found them to be
     very informed.  However, if you're too busy you can quickly
     ask to have (whatever) sent and after reviewing it you'll
     call back. They may ask what use you plan to make for the
     software. One suggestion is to say you'd like the demo disk
     for evaluation for your own or company's use. Any item can be sent
     to your home address (ATT: your name). This may be faster than
     using your company address. You can still use a company name.

     Near the phone number in many listings you may see, 'Press 1,
     then 2.' You can press 1 as soon as you're connected and hear
     the recording. Then quickly press 2 once you hear the
     beginning of another recording. If you feel you might have
     reached the wrong area call again and this time listen to the
     entire recording. The company may have changed their phone
     directory. Once you get an actual person, follow the same
     instructions in the above paragraph. Usually, items will
     arrive very quickly. If not, after 15 days you can call
     again. To keep track, it's a good idea to note the date
     called and the date item was received. Also write down
     company contacts. Soon you will have a listing of helpful
     contacts and friends within the industry. Everything on this
     list is currently available however, free promotions don't
     last forever. But to make sure that an item is truly not
     available you can try the following:
     Call in about a half hour and request the item again to make
     sure. Perhaps when you called the first time you may have

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     reached someone who didn't feel like filling out a form or
     thought that the offer expired. In some rare cases you might
     have come across a company that sends demos or other free
     items only if a specific advertisement or magazine is
     mentioned. If this happens, call again (it shouldn't happen
     but I mention it just in case) but do not repeat what was
     said the first time. You can mention that you heard about
     their product from any computer magazine, you're unsure
     where, or anything else you can think of - you happened to
     jot down their phone number a while ago but forgot what
     magazine. Also try reaching a company representative that
     handles some other region of the country.

     Phone numbers may change and there may not always be a
     recording mentioning the new number (rarely happens). Try
     calling 800 555 1212 (toll free 800 # information) or regular
     directory assistance. You can always try the company's long
     distance number. Read on for phone tips and tricks.

 COMPATIBILITY

     All demo disks listed here will work with IBM compatible
     personal computers unless otherwise noted. Demo disks will
     work on virtually all PC's.

 SOME NEAT PHONE TRICKS.

     (Can be used in trying to reach any company you will ever
     call - not just those listed here!)

     In choosing companies for this listing, I made sure that
     anyone calling would not have any inconveniences or
     aggravation. If a company placed me on hold too long or
     transferred me too many times, or for whatever reason the
     free item was not easily obtainable, I did not include that
     company here. But I thought I'd mention some telephone tactics
     which might be helpful for those who spend a lot of time on the
     phone.

     If no 800 # is listed here, the company doesn't have a
     toll-free no. Each company was checked thoroughly for any 800
     no. Try calling 800 555 1212, directory assistance before
     dialing a long distance no. There might be a toll-free no.
     available. However, you needn't worry about this as only one
     of the companies listed here has no toll free number. If,
     however, you ever need to find more than one 800 number for a
     company, write down the company names and ask toll free
     information for a few numbers at one time. Compuserve also
     has a free area for finding toll free numbers for any
     company.

     When calling any company (not only those listed here) long
     distance and you're paying for the call, as soon as someone
     answers, quickly ask if they have an 800 number. If they do,
     you can quickly hang up and call right back. Often, some
     companies may not have their 800 number listed in their own
     name. For example, a company you see advertised may have a
     parent company. The 800 number may be listed in that parent

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     company's name. Others may not want the general public to use
     their 800 number to keep costs down.

     In order to properly route calls to the sales rep. or dept.
     handling your region, many large companies will quickly ask
     (maybe before you've had a chance to say much!) where you're
     calling from, name, zip code, etc. After you hear the first
     question quickly interrupt and say that you only want product
     info mailed. Sometimes this will speed things up and they
     will take your name and address right away and send the item.
     Other times you will be transferred to some other area. But
     what happens if you get a voice mailbox, the phone just rings
     or you're told that "no one is available?" You can do the
     following:

     Try calling back again in a few minutes. This time say that
     you're calling from some other part of the country. For
     example, if the first time you mentioned that you called from
     California and got a voice mailbox or were on hold too long,
     the second time you call say that you're calling from
     Michigan. You will then be transferred to the sales (or other
     company representative) for another part of the country. They
     naturally will assume you really live or work in that area.
     If asked how you happened to "get here to my extension or
     dept." you can say that the call was misdirected somehow but
     while you're on the phone, can you please mail the item.
     Later you can call back and speak with the regular sales rep.
     that handles your region. Or, you can say that you're now
     travelling in that area but mail the item to your business
     address.

     I've done all the above and it does work.

 HOW TO AVOID BEING PLACED ON HOLD

     If placed on hold after dialing an 800 no. you might want to call
     again right away. The 2nd time (or even the 3rd or 4th!) you'll
     most likely not be placed on hold. You'll most likely reach
     another operator that's not so busy. Your time is too
     valuable to be placed on hold! Sometimes you may ask someone
     a question and they are taking much too long. Someone else
     may have more experience and will find the answer more
     quickly. If you reach a recording asking you to press a
     number on your touch tome phone, pressing '0' will often
     transfer you back to a human voice, even if the company's own
     recording does not mention this. When leaving a message on a
     voice mailbox by pressing '#' you'll usually hear some
     options. Often the company's own recording may not mention
     this. You can then save your message using the right number
     on your touch tone pad. Otherwise the message might be lost
     (not common but why take chances) if you just hang up. After
     saving you can then press 0 and be transferred to another
     area - all without having to redial and possibly be placed on
     hold. This should not happen when requesting any items here,
     however, I included it just in case.




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 ABOUT TECH SUPPORT PHONE NUMBERS

     Toll-free tech support phone numbers are listed here right
     next to their regular phone number. Tech support departments
     for companies without a toll-free tech. support number listed
     may be reached by calling the long distance number. But call
     their 800 number listed first to make sure. Tech. support
     should be able to answer just about any question and help
     with problems using the company's product. However, speak
     with marketing, sales or customer service first.

 FOR MORE THAN ONE DEMO OR FREE ITEM

     If you have many computers, PC's or workstations, you can
     mention this and ask if they will send the desired amount all
     at once.

 CONTACTING COMPANIES BY MAIL

     You can always write to request anything. Include the
     following in a letter: Your name, address, phone and name of
     software demo (or other items) you want.

     Always include your phone number so they can verify the
     correct mailing address if necessary. If you really don't
     want to be called, mention that there is no phone at your
     location. If you have a hard time getting through by phone
     you may want to write. Also, if you've called a few times and
     the item is unavailable, you can try writing as a last
     resort. However, I would recommend telephoning the company
     whenever possible.

                       *            *           *

    ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    / If anyone knows of a company that offers demos or other items    /
    / and would like to be listed in future updates please send a note /
    / with appropriate info.                                           /
    ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

    If you'd like a specialized version of this file made
    to fit your particular needs please contact us. We can change
    the text or format.










  To print any of the following listings of free items, hit the Shift
  key on your keyboard. Hold the Shift key down and press Print Screen
  key, found on the upper right part of your keyboard. Do not press
  P unless you would like all the pages here printed.

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               """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
               THE FOLLOWING LISTINGS MAY NOT BE ADDED
               TO OTHER 'FREE' TYPE LISTINGS FOR RESALE.
               """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

      COMPANIES SORTED BY PRODUCT CATEGORY:    (42 Categories Total)

 ******************************************     An example to use: "Please
                                                send information about
               ACCOUNTING                       ACCPAK SIMPLY ACCOUNTING."
                                           ┌──────────────────────────────────┐
                                           │ This is the name of their        │
 COMPUTER ASSOCIATES                       │ software product. Ask for this   │
 ACCPAK SIMPLY ACCOUNTING ─────────────────┤ when calling. Free items (in this│
 800 645 3003. PRODUCT INFORMATION.        │ case a demo disk) are always     │
 516 227 3300                              │ below the company name.          │
 ******************************************└──────────────────────────────────┘
                                                /////////////////////////
                                                If any company asks
             ACTUAL SOFTWARE                    how you heard about
                                                their products, mention
                                                Infolist catalog.
 SOFTWARE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION                ////////////////////////
 SPA AUDIT DISK                                   This category,
 800 388 7478                                     'Actual Software',
 201 452 1600                                     is the ONLY one
 A DOS OR MACINTOSH PROGRAM THAT TAKES COMPLETE   where you will find
 INVENTORY OF ALL SOFTWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER(S).   real software.
 HELPS MANAGE AND KEEP TRACK OF SOFTWARE.         Companies in other
 ****************************************         categories here offer
                                                  various types of demo
       BACKUP                                     disks and other free
                                                  items.
  MAGNA COMPUTERS
  PRACTICAL GUIDE TO AS/400 BACKUP
  800 258 5528                                       Registered version
  603 898 3555                                       shows you exactly
  A BOOKLET THAT COVERS BASICS OF AS/400 BACKUP.     how to get ADOBE
  AS/400 IS A LARGE MAINFRAME COMPUTER.              TYPE MANAGER software
 ***************************************             program free! $100.00 +
                                                     sold in stores.
      BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM  (BBS)                   No catches! Creates
        (FREE MEMBERSHIP)                            great-looking documents.

  DRAGON'S NEST
  619 449 7052      Supports modem speeds of 300 to 14.4 Bps
  SAN DIEGO, CA     V32/V32 Bis)   A WWIV AND ICENET BBS.
     JIM - OWNER/SYSOP. COMMUNICATIONS EXPERT. HELPFUL TO USERS.

  FREE MEMBERSHIP TO ALL CALLERS. CALL ABOVE PHONE NO. USING MODEM.
  MANY FILES INCLUDING IMAGE (PHOTO) FILES - GIF.
  MANY OTHER SERVICES AND FEATURES. FRIENDLY, EASY TO USE.
  CAN COMMUNICATE WITH PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD VIA EMAIL THROUGH
  WWIV AND ICENET NETWORK.

    MENTION INFOLIST WHEN ASKED HOW YOU HEARD ABOUT THEIR BBS.
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          BOOKLETS                             ┌──────────────────────────┐
                                               │ Booklets will always have│
  NATIONAL COMPUTER SECURITY ASSOCIATION       │ a description as each one│
  VIRUS PREVENTION TIPS                        │ is unique.               │
  717 258 1816.                                └──────────────────────────┘
  CALL OR WRITE: 10 S. COURTHOUSE AVE.
  CARLISLE, PA 17013
                                                    ////////////////////////
  HAS HELPFUL INFORMATION ON VIRUSES.                 Registered version
  *******************************************         has same categories
                                                      you see here. Except
       CAD - COMPUTER AIDED DESIGN                    each has it's own
                                                      individual file.
  FORESIGHT RESOURCES                               ////////////////////////
  DRAFIX
  800 231 8574
  816 231 8574
  HAS 2 DEMO DISKS, FOR DOS OR WINDOWS. HI DENSITY.       Remember: To
  ***********************************************         print any part
                                                          of this listing
     CASE - COMPUTER AIDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERING           hold the Shift
                                                          key down and press
   MCDONNEL DOUGLAS INFORMATION SYSTEMS                   the Print Screen
   SC DRAW                                                key. Don't press P.
   800 225 7760
   314 234 0812
   THIS IS ACTUAL WORKING SOFTWARE.

  ************************************************
                                          SSP DISTRIBUTORS
         CATALOG ELECTRONIC               BOX 1506 - MERCER ISL., WA 98040
                                       CATALOG IS NORMALLY $1.00, HOWEVER
   ELITE COMPUTERS                     IT'S FREE ONLY IF YOU MENTION INFOLIST.
   COMPUTER PRODUCTS CATALOG           REQUEST IN WRITING ONLY. CATALOG HAS
   800 992 2171                        HUNDREDS OF SOFTWARE PRODUCTS. VERY
   404 923 9291                        LOW PRICES. SECTIONS FOR HARD-TO-FIND
   DISK CATALOG OF MANY COMPUTER       UNIQUE, FUN, SOFTWARE.MANY GAMES, HOME
   HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE PRODUCTS.     BUSINESS AND EDUCATIONAL PRODUCTS.
                                       MUST USE THIS CODE WHEN WRITING: 1292LP
  ******************************************************
                                                        NOTE: Registered
            CD ROM                                      version shows how to
                                                        get a free music CD
  DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CO.                                 with one hour of
  DIGITAL CD ROM EXPLORER   <──────── A free CD Rom     music. CD has wide
  800 344 4825. PRESS 2. EXT. 720.    disc is sent.     range of music cat-
  508 467 7760                        """"""""""""""    egories.
  INTRODUCTION TO BENEFITS OF CD ROM. CD ALSO CAN BE
  USED ON AUDIO PLAYER! HAS FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME.
  **********************************************

              COMMUNICATION

   NY TELEPHONE                                  Note: This booklet shows how
   COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM EVALUATION GUIDE        to determine if your system
   800 942 1212. OPERATOR 16                     will be cost-effective. Also
   WILL ASK FOR YOUR BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER.      discusses service contracts.
   **********************************************

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               COMPUTER CLUB                          version shows how to
                                                      get FREE - a listing of
   HAL-PC                                             1,000+ more clubs
   ATT: HARVEY HILD                                   across the country.
   1200 POST OAK BLVD. SUITE 106                      Join a club near you.
   HOUSTON, TX 77056
   ONE OF LARGEST CLUBS IN THE COUNTRY. MANY BENEFITS FOR MEMBERS. ACCEPTS
   MEMBERS FROM ANY PART OF THE COUNTRY. WRITE TO THEM AND REQUEST A
   MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION. NOTE: MUST MENTION INFOLIST WHEN WRITING.
     NOTE: MUST MENTION INFOLIST WHEN WRITING. MEMBERSHIP NOT FREE
           BUT STILL A GREAT VALUE.
   ******************************************************
                                                  /////BONUS ITEMS://////
                 CONTACT                          On the right are some
                                                  items I decided to throw
   COMPUTER ASSOCIATES                            in at the last minute:
   CA - UP TO DATE
   800 225 5224                                   LOGICAL OPERATIONS
   516                                            PC SUCCESS: THE MANAGER
   *******************************************                FACTOR.
                                                  800 456 4677, EXT. 30.
                DATA ANALYSIS                     A booklet with ideas
                                                  and suggestions for
                                                  managers.
   FIRSTMARK TECHNOLOGIES
   KNOWLEDGE SEEKER                               INTEL CORP.
   800 387 7335                                   800 387 7335  Dept. 11.
   613 723 8020                                   CARE AND FEEDING OF YOUR
   FOR LOTUS, DBASE OR ASCII FILES.               MOBILE (NOTEBOOK) COMPUTER.
   FINDS TRENDS.                                  Tips, ideas and suggestions
                                                  about notebook/mobile
   SPIRAL SOFTWARE                                computers.
   EASYPLOT
   800 833 1511
   617 739 1511                                     Other bonus items can
   USED FOR PLOTTING. FOR TECHNICAL ANALYSIS OF     be found throughout
   DATA. HAS GRAPHICS. WORKING MODEL.               this section. Read all
  **********************************************    the way to the end!
                                                    """"""""""""""""""""""
                 DATABASE

   MICROSOFT
   FOXPRO
   800 426 9400
   419 872 0043
   WORKING MODEL.
  **********************************************

              DATABASE  UTILITIES

   CONCENTRIC DATA SYSTEMS
   R & R REPORT WRITER
   800 325 9035. PRESS 3.
   508 366 1122

   DATA ACCESS
   FLEXQL
   800 451 3539 or 800 426 9400
   305 238 0012
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   DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORP.
   DEC REPORT
   800 344 4825 PRESS 2. EXT 23W.
   603 884 4825
   THEY HAVE A VERSION FOR MANY MACHINES.
   *********************************************   Another bonus item:

              DESKTOP PUBLISHING                   TIFFANY & CO.
                                                   800 346 3455
   ALDUS                                           800 526 0649 - NY.
   ALDUS PAGEMAKER                                 HOW TO BUY A DIAMOND
   800 333 2538                                    Helpful guide.
   206 622 5500. WORKING MODEL.
  **********************************************

              DOS UTILITY

   GAZELLE SYSTEMS
   OPTUNE
   800 786 3278
   801 377 1288
   OPTIMIZE HARD DISK. INCREASE SPEED, DEFRAGMENT.
   FREE DEMO.
   **********************************************

              EDUCATIONAL/TRAINING

   TELETUTOR
   TELECOMMUNICATIONS TRAINING
   800 542 2242
   603 433 2242
   COURSE COVERS TELECOMMUNICATIONS CONCEPTS.
  **********************************************

                EMAIL

   LOTUS
   CC:MAIL FOR DOS
   800 448 2500 PRESS 2. 800 562 4772 TECH. SUPPORT.
   617 577 8500
  **********************************************

                 ENGINEERING

   TEKTRONIX
   TEK 1503C
   800 833 9200. 800 835 6100 TECH. SUPPORT
   502 923 0330
   FREE VIDEO. TESTER FOR METAL CABLE AND SYSTEMS.

   MICROSIM
   PS SPICE
   800 245 3022
   714 770 3022
   ANALYSIS OF ELECTRONIC CIRCUITS.
  **********************************************



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                    EXPOS

   NDN ENTERPRISES
   DB/EXPO EXHIBIT PASS
   800 232 3976
   415 941 8440
   FREE PASS TO WORLD'S LARGEST DATABASE AND TOOLS
   CONFERENCE. ANNUALLY IN MARCH.
  ***********************************************


                                                   ┌─────────────────────┐
                  GAMES                            │ NOTE:               │
                                                   │ Get 20+ game demo   │
   SIR-TECH                                        │ disks from our      │
   800 447 1230, 315 393 6644                      │ registered version. │
   1) WIZARDRY: BANE OF THE COSMIC FORGE           │ Includes all Disney │
      Fantasy and role playing simulation.         │ games. Also many    │
   2) WIZARDRY: CRUSADERS OF THE DARK SAVANT       │ posters of popular  │
      Sequel to above. Sound, color.  Both for     │ games. Great for    │
      IBM, Mac, Amiga and Tandy computers. No      │ kids.               │
      special equipment needed.                    └─────────────────────┘
  **********************************************


                INTEGRATED

   ENABLE
   ENABLE OA
   800 888 0684. PRESS 1.
   518 877 8600.
   1 HIGH DENSITY DISK IS SENT.
 ***********************************************



                 INVENTORY


   TALLY SYSTEMS CORP.
   PC CENSUS
   800 262 3877. EXT. 652
   603 643 1300
   AUTOMATICALLY MAINTAINS FULL HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE
   INVENTORY. SENDS HI DENSITY DISK.
  **********************************************


                    MENU


   ORACLE
   SQL MENU
   800 562 0720. PRODUCT INFORMATION. 800 392 2999 TECH. SUPPORT.
   415 506 7000.
   THEY HAVE A VERSION FOR MANY MACHINES.
  ************************************************

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                  MAGAZINES
                                                       ┌────────────────────┐
                                                       │166 free magazines  │
  * PC WORLD - LOTUS EDITION                           │and many free       │
  800 825 7595 (see * below)                           │subscriptions avail-│
  303 447 9330                                         │able from our       │
  BOOKLET & DISK WITH 15 READY TO USE SPREADSHEET      │'MAGAZINE LIST'.    │
  BUSINESS TEMPLATES. ALL ARE USER'S FAVORITES.        │See CATALOG at menu.│
  * ASK FOR: SUBSCRIPTION TO LOTUS EDITION - PC WORLD, └────────────────────┘
             DISKETTE OFFER.
  SUBSCRIPTION COMES WITH THE SAMPLE ISSUE, DISKETTE AND TEMPLATES. IF YOU
  DECIDE TO CANCEL LATER AT ANY TIME, THE DISK, TEMPLATE AND FREE ISSUE
  ARE YOURS TO KEEP. MAKE SURE TO ASK FOR SAMPLE ISSUE AND DISKETTE OFFER.
  ****************************************************

                MISCELLANEOUS


   OFFICIAL AIRLINE GUIDES
   OFFICIAL AIRLINE POCKET GUIDE
   800 342 5624
   THICK BOOKLET SHOWING COMPLETE INFORMATION ABOUT
   TRAVELING IN THE U.S. OR INTERNATIONAL. FLIGHT SCHEDULES,
   AIRLINES, HOTELS, RENTAL CARS, LOTS MORE!


   W. QUINN ASSOCIATES
   STUDY ON DISK MANAGEMENT IN THE 90'S - (ask for this).
   800 829 3453
   INTERESTING REPORT ON VAX/VMS DISK MANAGEMENT.
   WILL RECEIVE A FREE FRISBEE.


   MERRILL LYNCH
   1) TAX SAVING IDEAS  2) HOW TO CUT YOUR BUSINESS TAX BILL
   800 637 7455 EXT. 9316
   TWO FREE BOOKLETS SHOWING WAYS TO SAVE TAXES.


   APPLETON PAPERS
   OPTIMA RECOVER
   800 922 1730
   414 734 9841
   ASK FOR 'OPTIMA RECOVER.' DESCRIBES THEIR FAX MACHINE PAPER.
   WILL AUTOMATICALLY SEND A FREE ROLL OF FAX PAPER. (Same paper sold in
   **********************************************     stores.)


                NETWORK ANALYZERS


   INTEL
   NET SIGHT PROFESSIONAL ANALYZER
   800 538 3373. PRESS 2.
   408 765 8080.
   ALSO SENDS HELPFUL BOOKLET WITH NETWORK DEFINITIONS AND GLOSSARY.
   ASK FOR: NETWORK ADAPTOR PRODUCT OVERVIEW.
  **********************************************

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                     O C R

   NMC TECHNOLOGIES
   IMAGINE
   800 466 2832
   410 356 1444
   STORES OVER 150,000 PAGES ON ONE CD. DEMO COMES ON DISKETTE.
  **********************************************

                  PAINTBRUSH

   SOFTWARE PUBLISHING
   HARVARD DRAW FOR WINDOWS
   800 336 8360
   415 962 8910
   SENDS A HI DENSITY DISK.
  **********************************************

                  PAPER CATALOGS

   GOVERNMENT TECHNOLOGY SERVICES
   GOVERNMENT COMPUTER BOOK
   800 999 4874
   617 245 3768
   DESCRIPTIONS OF 2000+ MICROCOMPUTER PRODUCTS, SOFTWARE COMPARISONS,
   THEY WILL ASK IF YOU ARE WITH GOVERNMENT AGENCY OR CONTRACTOR.

  **********************************************

                PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT

   INTEGRAL
   H.R.I.
   800 824 8199
   415 939 3900
 ***********************************************

                      POSTERS

   SHREDEX                           W.A. CHARNSTROM
   SAVE OUR WORLD POSTER             PONY EXPRESS LIMITED EDITION PRINT
                                     800 328 2962
   516 345 0300                      612 944 8555
   ENVIRONMENT-RELATED POSTER.       ART PRINT OF FAMOUS PAINTING BY
                                     DAVID THATCHER. 17" X 14".
                                     COMES WITH BOOKLET ABOUT HISTORY OF
                                     PONY EXPRESS.

   NOTE: Get many posters directly from game companies in our
   registered version. Many colorful, action scenes - jets,
   dragons, fantasy scenes, etc.
  **********************************************

                    PRESENTATION

   WORDPERFECT
   PRESENTATION
   800 451 5151. 800 541 5096 TECH. SUPPORT.
   801 225 5000. WORKING MODEL. CAN DESIGN SOME PRESENTATIONS.
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  **********************************************

                  PROGRAMMING

   MPB SOFTWARE & SYSTEMS
   SQL REPORT WRITER
   800 231 6342. PRESS 1. 800 346 4848 IN CA.
   415 769 4746. PREPARE REPORTS FROM ANY ASCII FILE VISUAL COBOL
   PROGRAM.  KNOWLEDGE  OF SQL UNNECESSARY TO USE THIS.


   INTERMETRICS
   INTERTOOLS
   800 356 3594
   617 661 0072
   BUILD, TEST AND DEBUG REAL TIME CODE. FOR USE WITH C LANGUAGE.
  ************************************************

                PROJECT MANAGEMENT

   COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
   SUPERPROJECT
   800 225 5224. PRESS 1.
   516 227 3300.
  ************************************************

                   SECURITY

   AZ TECH SOFTWARE
   EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
   800 227 0644
   816 776 2700
   EACH PRODUCTS HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED
   COPYING OF SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.
  *************************************************

               SEMINAR

   LOTUS
   WINDOWS WORLD TOUR                      Note: This seminar, Windows World
   800 327 6148                            Tour, is scheduled a few times per
   617 577 8500                            year. Make sure to ask when the
   DISCUSSES 123 SPREADSHEET FOR           next World Tour is scheduled.
   WINDOWS, FREELANCE GRAPHICS, AMI PRO,
   CC:MAIL, LOTUS NOTES.
   **********************************************

              SPREADSHEET

   LOTUS
   LOTUS 123 VERSION 3.1. FOR DOS.
   800 872 3387
   617 577 8500
   SENDS 1 HI DENSITY DISKETTE - 1.25 OR 1.44 MEG.
   ***********************************************




- 17 -                                       BONUS STOCK MARKET 'FREEBIE:'
                                             """""""""""""""""""""""""""

               STOCK MARKET                  NASDAQ - 800 220 1448
                                             "100 FASTEST GROWING COMPANIES"
                                             ALSO HAS INFORMATION ON COMP-
   EQUIS INTERNATIONAL                       ANIES WORTH 1 BILLION OR MORE.
   1 - METASTOCK. 2 - PULSE.
   800 882 3040
   801 265 8886
   1 - METASTOCK - STOCK MARKET TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.
   2 - PULSE - INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO MANAGER. 1 DEMO
   DISK FOR BOTH PROGRAMS.
  **********************************************

                   WORD PROCESSING                          THERE IS ONE
                                                            MORE BONUS ITEM
   I B M                                                    LEFT! GUARANTEED
   DISPLAYWRITE                                             VERY USEFUL. PLEASE
   800 426 9402. STAY ON LINE. 800 426 7763. TECH SUPPORT.  KEEP READING.
   404 238 3000
   **********************************************

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 ║                                                                  ║
 ║                                                                  ║
 ║                    REGISTRATION INFORMATION                      ║
 ║                                                                  ║
 ║                                                                  ║
 ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝


     We hope that you like this shareware product so far and found
     it useful. This is a result of many hours of hard work and
     research. Although this offers a lot of value compared to the
     price paid, the cost for registration is still low - only
     $15.00. You will receive, just by calling the companies
     listed in the registered version:

    700+ demo disks, 19 videos, working models of ALL top companies
    many of which are not advertised, many toll-free tech. support
    numbers, 8 free membership BBS's, admission to seminars, plastic
    CD holder, many free tickets to expos - avoid paying $10 - $20
    admission prices, free 'live' stock market information, free issues
    and subscriptions to national magazines, game demo disks,
    a CD ROM with one hour of music, how to get a free computer
    listing of 1,000+ computer clubs across the U.S., more!
    Lots more actual software! Not a demo but real, live software
    More of everything you've seen here. Get a free computer memory
    chip and also a $150.00 value clip art collection (it's true!).
    Compufreebies is the only place you'll learn about most of these
    free items.
    From author receive notification of future updates, sample
    photo-images (GIF's) and helpful fun shareware programs.

    Remember - registered version has instructions on how to get
    Adobe Type Manager for Windows software free! Not a copy - actual
    software. Lets your printer work wonders. Sold in stores for
    $100.00+

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    Here are some of the free items listed in the registered version.
    These are only a few of the actual descriptions from the 'Booklets'
    category:

 - 54 PAGES. BASICS OF USING WINDOWS 3.1 ON A NETWORK. $25.00 VALUE -
   FREE!

 - FREE BOOK - "People, Managing Your Most Important Resource."

 - 20+ DEMO DISKS FOR NATIONAL-BRAND VIDEO GAMES

 - MONTHLY REPORT OF EVERY SOFTWARE UPGRADE REPORTED
   BY MANUFACTURER. WITH NAMES, ADDRESSES, PRICES.

 - A FREE TUTORIAL. $20.00 VALUE. FULLY EXPLAINS DECISION TABLES IN
   PROGRAMMING.

 - BASICS ABOUT PC MAINTENANCE.

 - BOOKLET DESCRIBING SOME BASICS OF LAW.

 - 74 PAGES. BASICS OF DATABASE SERVERS, SQL, CLIENT SERVER,
   CONCURRENCY, MEASUREMENT, LOTS MORE.

 - A 75.00 VALUE. DESCRIBES MANY THINGS ABOUT CASE.

 - FREE - 470 PGS. HAS LISTINGS OF TRULY PORTABLE SOFTWARE FOR 88000
   RISC PROCESSOR HARDWARE.

 - SAMPLE ISSUE OF MAGAZINE RELATED TO WINDOWS. HELP, TIPS, STORIES,
   IDEAS, MORE.
     """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
     These are only a sample what is available in the 'Actual
     Software' category:
     """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
 - COMPUTER LIST OF ALL AVAILABLE SOFTWARE/HARDWARE. WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.

 - CREATES MONTHLY CALENDARS. FULL VERSION - WORKS FOR 30 DAYS.

 - HELPS COMPARE RATES FROM MANY INSURANCE COS. SOFTWARE DOES NOT TIME
   OUT.
              These free items are in various categories found in
              registered version:
              """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
COMPUTER CLUBS - This category lists 15+ computer clubs PLUS shows exactly
                 how to get a computer list of 1,000+ more clubs FREE.
CONTACT -
     A CALENDAR AND SCHEDULING SOFTWARE PROGRAM. WORKING MODEL.
     CAN SAVE UP TO 40 APPOINTMENTS.

DATABASE -
     WORKING MODEL. 7 DISKETTES. THOROUGH GUIDEBOOK. COMES WITH
     VINYL  DISKETTE HOLDER.

DATABASE -
     WORKING MODEL. 120 RECORDS LIMIT. 2 DISKETTES.

DATABASE -
    WORKING MODEL. CAN WORK WITH UP TO 100 RECORDS WILL ALSO SAVE DATA.
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DESKTOP PUBLISHING -
   WORKING MODEL. HAS 8 DESIGN ELEMENTS. SOFTWARE HAS DESIGN ELEMENTS
   FOR USE IN DOCUMENTS

DESKTOP PUBLISHING - WORKING MODEL. DOES EVERYTHING EXCEPT SAVE.

EXPO -
   TWICE A YEAR GRAPHICS EXPO. LATEST IN GRAPHICS, ANIMATION,
   MULTIMEDIA,  DESKTOP PUBLISHING, MORE.

EXPO -
   HELPS MANAGE TRANSITION TO DOWNSIZING.
- 19 -

EXPO -
   EXPO COVERS SUN AND SPARC WORKSTATIONS, SOFTWARE & HARDWARE. ALSO
  UNIX  & RISC. ANNUALLY IN JANUARY.

EXPO -
   IN APRIL, ANNUALLY. TORONTO, CANADA. LATEST SOFTWARE PRODUCTS.

EXPO -
   LARGEST CASE FAIR. ANNUALLY IN FEB (CALIFORNIA) AND OCTOBER
(BOSTON).

EXPO -
   SHOWS LATEST IN DATABASES. ANNUALLY IN JUNE.BOSTON

EXPO -
   EXHIBITS VOICE AND DATA COMMUNICATIONS, NETWORK PRODUCTS. JANUARY
   (ANNUAL). $50.00 NORMALLY.

GAMES -
   NOTE: A total of 20+ demo disks available. Major companies including
   Disney. Games can be played on almost any type of computer.

MAGAZINES -  Free subscriptions to many computer magazines, free sample
   issues: BYTE MAGAZINE, INSIDE DOS, JOURNAL OF TAXATION, KIPLINGER
   WASHINGTON NEWSLETTER, MACUSER, PC COMPUTING, PC GAMES, TRAVEL
   PLANNERS (Pacific Asia, North America, European Editions), WINDOWS
   MAGAZINE, WINDOWS REPORT.

MISC -
   A SMALL GADGET THAT TESTS RS-232 PORTS. PLUGS INTO PORT AND SMALL
   LIGHTS TELL YOU ABOUT PROBLEMS.

MISC -
   FREE 90 DAY TRIAL FOR HOME POSTAGE METER AND ELECTRONIC SCALE. EASY
   TO USE.

PAINT/DRAW -
   WORKING MODEL. MUST HAVE WINDOWS. DESIGNS PLANS FOR PRODUCTS. CO.
   SENDS 5 DISKETTES.

POSTER -
   POSTER OF F-16 FIGHTER JET. *** Note: Also many posters from game
   companies. Scenes of jets, dragons, other action shots.


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SEMINAR - BASICS OF COMMUNICATIONS AND FRAME RELAYS.

SEMINAR -
   YEARLY SEMINAR - APRIL. DISCUSSES HOW TO BUILD CLIENT/SERVER
   APPLICATIONS THAT RUN IN WINDOWS.

SEMINAR -
   DESCRIBES DATA INTEGRATION.

SEMINAR - DESCRIBES SCO ZENIX OPERATING SYSTEM.

SEMINAR - DISCUSSES ALL THEIR WINDOWS SOFTWARE AND HOW IT CAN HELP.

SEMINAR -
  IMPLEMENT AN OPEN SYSTEMS STRATEGY, CHOOSE BETWEEN MANY OPERATING
  SYSTEMS, INTEGRATION, APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT.

SEMINAR -
  DESCRIBES SOFTWARE WHICH STREAMLINES APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT PROCESS.

SEMINAR -
  DESCRIBES DATA MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS, CLIENT/SERVERS, OPEN INTEGRATION,
  ON-LINE DATA MANAGEMENT. 3 HRS.

SEMINAR -
  DISCUSSES GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACES, INTELLIGENT GATEWAYS,
  APPLICATION DEVELOPMENT, MORE.

SEMINAR - DISCUSSES NETWORKS.

STOCK MARKET -
  RECEIVE 20 HOURS FREE TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER TO OBTAIN STOCK MARKET
  DATA DIRECTLY FROM COMPANY.

    >> All this and a lot more for the low registration price of $15.00 <<
        """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

     See registration form for ordering information. 5.25 or 3.5"
     DOS/IBM Compatible disks sent but can be read by Macintosh
     computers. (for MAC order 3.5" disks only).

     The registered version is ordered exactly the same way as you
     see here (with many more companies!) except that each of the
     42 categories has it's own file on the diskette. You would
     select the file you're interested in. Don't have to search through
     one huge file! Thus, word processing companies are in a
     separate file - named wordproc. Databases are in the
     'databas' directory.

  The registered version has 3 more ways (besides Categories)
  in which the companies are organized:

1) A large file with names and addresses of each company - in mailing
   list format - 450+ computer companies.

For example:



                                          - 21 -
   AZ TECH SOFTWARE
   305 E FRANKLIN
   RICHMOND, MO 64085


   COMPUTER ASSOCIATES
   711 STEWART AVE.
   GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787

                            (Continued for a total of 450+ companies.)

   There is no other computer program for the price which has
   450+ top computer companies listed neatly for use as a
   mailing list.


2) A file of company names, addresses and phone numbers.
   Useful for simply contacting each company for any purpose. For
   example:

   AZ TECH SOFTWARE
   305 E FRANKLIN
   RICHMOND, MO 64085
    800 227 0644                  This makes it easier to contact each
    816 776 2700                  company without having to read
                                  through any other information.
                                  Of course, if you do not need this
                                  information you do not have to
   BORLAND                        go through the file on the disk.
   BOX 660 001
   SCOTTSVALLEY, CA 95066
    800 331 0877
    408 439 1064


   COMPUTER ASSOCIATES                   See page 27 for another
   711 STEWART AVE.                      bonus item.
   GARDEN CITY, NY 11530-4787            """"""""""""""""""""""""
    800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
    516 227 3300

                   ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐
                   │ Our addresses are the best for obtaining │
                   │ information about all products found in  │
                   │ Compufreebies. Sales/marketing or product│
                   │ information dept. can be found there.    │
                   └──────────────────────────────────────────┘



3) And finally, all companies are listed in alphabetical order.
   If you want to see all the free items/demos in one place,
   look here. This is especially helpful when one company has
   many products and free items. You can easily inquire about
   many of the different products a company has with only one
   call:



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   COMPANIES A:

     AZ TECH SOFTWARE
     MO   (state abbreviation)
     EVERLOCK, EVERTRAK, EVERKEY
     800 227 0644
     816 776 2700
     SECURITY. (name of software category).
     EACH PRODUCT HELPS PROTECT AGAINST UNAUTHORIZED COPYING OF
     SOFTWARE. 1 DEMO DISK FOR ALL 3.

   COMPANIES B:

     BIG APPLE SOFTWARE
     NY
     FILE WIZARD
     800 555 1212
     212 555 1212
     ALLOWS FILES TO BE ACCESSED FASTER.
     DOS UTILITY

   COMPANIES C:

     COMPUTER ASSOCIATES             Note: If a company offers more than
     NY                              one free item, all items would be
     ACCPAK SIMPLY                   listed one right after the other.
     ACCOUNTING.
     800 645 3003. PRESS 1.
     516 227 3300
                       (Continued for a total of 450+ companies)

     There is NO other listing in the U.S. such as this available
     on diskette. Our registered version has complete addresses
     and phone numbers of almost every major computer company in
     the U.S. All are in alphabetical order. Each company's free
     items (over 800!) and major products are listed. Windows,
     DOS, MAC and most computer systems, including mainframes, are
     supported. Each company can be contacted by phone or letter
     to request info or free items which they'll gladly send. Most
     companies listed have toll-free numbers.

  To print catalog press ESC key and go to CATALOG section on menu.
  Can print catalog there - only 5 pages. Do not press P now, or you
  will print this entire 42 pages.

       Special thanks to Jim Horowitz and Jim Hood for their many
       suggestions and tips.

                 ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐
                 │                                          │
                 │  COMPLETE CATALOG OF INFOLIST PRODUCTS   │
                 │                                          │
                 └──────────────────────────────────────────┘

    NOTE: Feel free to order our paper listings for now while you decide
          whether to register this shareware file. Keep a copy of the
          Registration/Order form to register later.
  """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
1) CompuFreebies - REGISTERED VERSION.                            - 23 -

     A listing of hundreds (over 800!) free items you can quickly
     receive from 450 companies, most with toll-free numbers.
     Everything is free and yours to keep with no obligation.
     Organized into 42 different computer categories including
     actual software. Yes, many companies do give away free,
     working software to the public as a promotion. One company
     gives away $150.00 worth of clip art (computer images to be
     put into your documents)! Get a free copy of Adobe Type
     Manager software $100.00 + value free. No 'catches.' However,
     you must know the proper instructions as detailed in
     'CompuFreebies.' Shows how to get a computer listing of 1,000+
     computer clubs across the U.S. - free. Many of the free items are
     demo disks and working models of popular software programs. Largest
     source of free computer-related items in the U.S. There are also
     many free and helpful booklets, CD Roms, CD holders, game
     demo disks, posters (including posters from game companies),
     computer magazines, vinyl organizers, free membership BBS's,
     a free CD ROM with one hour of music, lots more! Shows exactly how to
     receive free tickets to large computer expos, trade shows and
     company seminars. All neatly organized with complete company
     addresses and phone numbers. Alphabetical listing of each company
     and their free items also included. Yet another listing with only
     company name and addresses to be used as a mailing list. Also a
     'surprise' section with some photo-image files (see an actual
     photo on your screen!) and fun shareware programs. (Price -
     $15.00, includes postage in the U.S. and Canada. Overseas
     add$2.50 for airmail.) One 5.25 HD, (2) 360K disks or one
     3.5" diskette. IBM/DOS compatible diskettes. Can also be read
     by Macintosh computers using File Exchange Software supplied
     with MAC's. All companies can be called from any phone in the
     world.

2) VIDEOLIST.

     Contains names and phone nos., most toll free, of companies
     offering free computer-related (and some travel and
     tour-guide) videos. 150 videos!. Videos describe products and
     companies. Call companies directly from listing. Everything
     totally free. Videos are used for promotion and advertising.
     One company sends, with their video, a $10.00 credit to be
     used when visiting any doctor! NOTE: CompuFreebies full
     version lists approx. 19 videos. (Price - $3.25, includes
     domestic postage. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail) Paper.

3) MAGAZINE LIST.

     A guide to obtaining free sample issues of magazines and free
     subscriptions. Total of 166 magazines! Yes, FREE
     subscriptions - even for magazines normally sold in stores.
     Free subscriptions help increase revenue from advertisers and
     are encouraged. All toll-free phone numbers and descriptions.
     Contact directly. All completely legal. Four categories:
     Computers, Business, General Interest and Health. Many
     first-rate, well-known magazines including the largest
     available. Includes all computer magazines with 'PC' in
     title. Windows, Macintosh, Networks, more. Many
     investment/financial newsletters. Same publications available

- 24 -
     on newsstands for $2.50 to $7.00 (more for investment
     newsletters.) Absolutely no cost to you. Under NO obligation to
     subscribe. Very easy to request, simple directions. (Price -
     $4.95, includes postage). Paper.

4) NY HOTELIST.

     A guide listing 20 of the least expensive and best quality
     hotels in New York City. All hotels are in safe areas. As a
     long time NYC resident I know each area and only considered
     hotels in the safest areas. Lists hotel names, addresses,
     phone numbers, rates. Hotels in NYC are usually expensive -
     however, rates listed here are $65 to $130. One hotel has
     a view of Central Park. (Price - $3.00, includes postage).
     Paper. Add 50 cents for overseas airmail. Hotels can be
     called from any phone in the world.

5) PHONELIST.

     The service described here (totally legal!) has no 50 - 75
     cent surcharge for their calling card. Make telephone calls
     without using coins and without paying for surcharges from
     hotels and other places that usually charge extra (a lot!)
     for calls made from their phones. Never worry about change
     for a call again! Used daily by many businesses, now
     available for individuals. Also - how to save 15% on all your
     international calls - no minimums, no fees, no special
     hours.(Price $3.00, includes postage)  Paper. Add 50 cents
     for overseas airmail. Can only be used in U.S. However, if
     travelling here will be useful.

6) ON LINE GUIDE.

     Describes exactly how to get Compuserve and Prodigy
     membership/startup kits for free - without paying $30.00 to
     $49.99! Totally legal sources - the companies do not mind at
     all as they gain more members. Shows exactly how to become a
     member, using your computer and modem, of the 6 major
     national on-line services - Compuserve, Prodigy, Genie,
     America On Line, Delphi and BIX. Complete instructions, 800
     numbers for customer service, best times to call, complete
     rates, some inside information, more. All in easy to read 5
     page guide. Information not available anywhere else all
     together in one place. (Price $3.50, includes postage).
     Paper. Overseas customers: Check locally for sign on
     procedures.

7) SUMMONS GUIDE.

     Guaranteed to save you money on parking and speeding fines.
     Using these  methods you will avoid paying at least one
     future parking summons that you ordinarily would have paid.
     Everything legal! Shows exactly what to look for on a parking
     or speeding ticket to reduce the fine or void it completely.
     What to write in a letter and suggestions on what to say in
     court. Valid in all 50 states. (Price - $3.25, includes
     postage). Paper.

                              *           *         *
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     Specialized listings are also available. For example, reliable and
     inexpensive sources for computer (or other merchandise)
     equipment, supplies, etc. Let us know your requests/needs.
     Please write/send email  if any questions at all. Thanks.

     Hundreds of satisfied customers have ordered our full version
     and other products.  Not one complaint!


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     You would really be helping us if you could print out the
     comment form and send it in (or send in your comments on your
     own paper). Your comments and ideas will help us serve you
     better and make our products more useful. If it can be made
     better perhaps we can then charge more! (only kidding).
     To see the comment form, go to the main menu and select
     REGISTRATION FORM. Hit the ESC key to return to the menu.

                     Orders shipped within 48 hours.

NOTE: Author of this file is not employed by or associated in any way
      with any of the companies mentioned here. All product names
      are the property of the respective companies.


     (c) COPYRIGHT 1993. LOUIS PUCCIO. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This
     file, FREEBIES 3.1, may be copied freely by anyone (EXCEPT
     onto electronic bulletin systems) provided that no changes
     are made. Make as many copies as necessary. Price not to
     exceed $9.00 per copy.

  PART 2 - VIDEOS - ON PAGE 30.
  """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

TO PRINT REGISTRATION FORM:
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
     Hit the ESC key and go to the menu selection - REGISTRATION FORM.
     Hit P to print. Do not hit P here right now, or you will
     print this entire document of 42 pages. A copy of the order
     form is provided here for your convenience to look at.





                                                                                                      REGISTRATION/ORDER FORM

                INFOLIST - 90 CHURCH ST. - BOX 2517 - NY, NY 10008

Name..................................Years computer experience........
                                      General area of work?
                                                  .....................
Address...............................................
                            Date shareware disk purchased:.............

Important! Where did you get this shareware file?......................

1) COMPUFREEBIES - (Registered version)

   (800+ free items, actual software, game demos, Adobe Type Manager, etc.)
5.25" Hi-dens:_____or 3.5" disk:______No. of copies_____x $15.00 = _______
MAC owners order 3.5". 360K Lo-dens.:______

                                     TOTAL COPIES:____ Free postage up to
                                                       two copies.
If total copies are 3 or 4, add 75 cents postage. Over 4, add 30 cents
per copy. Outside U.S. and Canada, add $2.50 for 1 or 2 copies.
                                                                 = _______

ALL BELOW ARE SENT ON PAPER  (Feel free to order any of the following now
                              while you decide whether you wish to register.)
2) VIDEOLIST........150 free videos...........Copies:____x $3.25 = _______

3) PHONELIST...Avoid calling card fees).......Copies:____x $3.00 = _______

4) NY HOTELIST..Inexpensive,quality hotels)...Copies:____x $3.00 = _______

5) ON LINE GUIDE..Avoid $25-$30 startup fees..Copies:____x $3.50 = _______

6) SUMMONS GUIDE..(Avoid payment - legally)...Copies:____x $3.25 = _______

7) MAGAZINE LIST.....(166 free magazines).....Copies:____x $4.95 = _______

                                        TOTAL COPIES:____
LISTS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7:                               Important!
If Total copies is 3, add 60 cents postage.      (Please tell us where you
If Total copies is 4, add 80 cents postage.      received this shareware file.
outside U.S. & Canada add 50 cents postage per copy.   Write name in space
                                                       here or at top of
                                                       form.)
        -cd mus.                Obtained from:
        -adob/                  """"""""""""" -------------------

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    separate paper. Or use our comment form. We appreciate your
    thoughts and comments about this shareware product.

                            EMAIL ADDRESSES

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        ║ Genie: L.Puccio   Internet: Lou@mindvox.phantom.com ║
        ║                                                     ║
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     Compuserve and MCI Mail users can send email to the Internet
     address above. There may be other systems which can also do this.
     Call customer service for instructions on sending to outside
     systems.
          Mail address:
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                           ║ 90 CHURCH ST.║
                           ║ BOX 2517     ║
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               Sysops, BBS owners, club Presidents and anyone
               who would like to upload or copy this file:
               """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

     The file you have now is not for posting on BBS's as it would
     be impossible to update this file later. I can send a special
     version for your needs, for example, to be used as a menu
     selection. One bbs I know of has done this. Please erase any
     earlier version (1991 date) named FREEBIES.ZIP. (size -
     approx. 12K) if you happen to have it on your BBS.

     Anyone may make a copy of this shareware file you have now
     for club members, friends, co-workers etc. Not necessary to
     contact me first but I'd appreciate a note (or use e-mail
     addresses below) with the name, phone and description of your
     organization. Contact us if you'd like changes made to this
     file. The name for this file should be: COMPUFREEBIES.
     (To all sysops, club presidents: Feel free to sign me up for
     a free life membership required!.....No? 20 years? (Only kidding.)
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                    SHAREWARE COMPANY OWNERS/REVIEWERS:
                    """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

     May include this file in your catalog or store without
     contacting the author first. However, please let us know with
     a note so I can send updates. Send a catalog also, if you
     like. Better yet, send some free disks!..... Only kidding!

     The name of this file for shareware catalogs should be:
     FREEBIES 3.1, or COMPUFREEBIES 3.1. If you already carry our
     older version, please note in your catalog description that
     this is an update.

     Although this diskette may be copied freely, price must be
     less than $9.00.


     One last bonus item!

     HAMMERMILL DESKTOP PAPERS
     800 242 2148
     ASK FOR: FREE SAMPLES OF ONE (OR MORE) OF THE FOLLOWING -
     1) LASER PRINT PAPER. 2) LASER PLUS PAPER.
     3) BOND PAPER         4) REGALIA
     WILL RECEIVE 25 PAGES OF EACH. If you reach a recording,
     mention exactly what you want and leave name and address.

                 Please do not alter this text in any way!
                 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

                                                            Thanks!

PART 2 OF THIS FILE - FREE VIDEOS - ON FOLLOWING PAGE


























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                               ╔═════════╗
                               ║ PART 2  ║
                               ║         ║
                               ╚═════════╝

   ***********************************************************************

                                FREE VIDEOS

   ***********************************************************************

     10 companies offering 10 free videos are listed here. Title of
     each video and brief descriptions are included. These videos
     are mainly computer-related and describe products made by
     each company. You can learn from these tapes about the
     subjects covered as well as the company's products.

     Promotions and offers may end, however, all videos are
     currently available as this is constantly updated. Ask for
     extension, if listed, or request by video title. If you reach
     an operator, give the extension number (if listed) or just ask
     for the title of the video. Videos arrive  in re-usable boxes
     and can be recorded over after viewing. If anyone asks how
     you heard about the video mention Infolist catalog. If you're
     told that the video is no longer available, call back later.
     Often a different person may be more cooperative. If calling
     a second time and are asked how you heard about the video
     mention a major computer magazine, or that you're not sure how
     you learned about it but had written down the company's phone
     no. You should rarely encounter such difficulty but I mention
     it just in case. If you don't have a touch tone phone and you
     reach a recording, eventually a company operator will answer.

     Videolist, one of our products, (described later in detail)
     lists 150 free videos and is the largest centralized source
     of free videos in the U.S. All the companies are constantly
     updated so there is no need to worry about outdated phone
     numbers or other information.

                      *         *          *


 CLUB MED - 800 258 2633
 Title: CLUB MED VIDEO. Describes their large cruise ship.

 CHRISTIAN CHILDREN'S FUND -  800 228 2221.
 Title: FREE VIDEO. Will receive general information and a video
 showing how you can help children all over the world. Note: Money
 Magazine rated this charity as one of the 10 best in America.

 EPSON - 800 289 3776
 Title: PROGRESSION PC
 Shows how their software speeds up Windows without accelerator cards.

 GREATER MIAMI VISITOR'S BUREAU - 800 955 3646.
 Title: CITY WITH A RHYTHM ALL IT'S OWN.
 Highlights of Miami and the beaches, entertainment, sights, etc.

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 MAUI RESORT - 800 292 4532                               To print any part
 Title: LEISURE VIDEO - MAUI RESORT.                      of this listing,
 Describes this Hawaiian island hotel.                    hold down the
                                                          Shift key and press
 HEWLETT PACKARD  800 752 0900                            Print Scrn key.
 Press 3, 6. ask for ext. 2986
 Title: LASERJET VIDEO
 Describes their line of laser printers.


 OLDSMOBILE - 800 354 3228.
 Title: INDEPENDENT TEST VIDEO.
 Describes features of the Achieva model automobile.

 SMUGGLER'S NOTCH RESORTS - 800 451 8752.
 Title: SMUGGLER'S NOTCH VIDEO.
 Describes this family resort in State of Vermont.

 WORDPERFECT - 800 451 5151
 Title: WORDPERFECT 5.2 FOR WINDOWS
 Describes their word processing program for use with Windows.

 APPLE COMPUTER - 800 441 3001. Extension 671.
 Title: IN BUSINESS WITH MACINTOSH.
 Video comes with discount coupons for Apple-related products.

                           FOR EVEN MORE VIDEOS!
                           """""""""""""""""""""

     If you liked this 2nd part you might consider Videolist,
     another of our products. It is organized in the same way you
     see here but includes many more videos and companies - 150
     free videos! Even the phone call to the companies is free.
     Many of these videos are not advertised and this is the only
     place you'll know about them. Please see order form and
     catalog at end of this file for ordering info. We've had many
     orders with no complaints at all. Do not worry about
     receiving out of date phone numbers or companies. Everything
     is constantly updated! More videos are added as they become
     available so you may receive more than 150.

     IMPORTANT ■ When ordering or writing to us please print your
     return address on the order form. Also, mention where you
     found this shareware file that you have now.

           ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
           │ Please use comment form (or your own paper)       │
           │ for any comments. We appreciate your thoughts and │
           │ comments about this shareware version.            │
           └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘










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              ║                                          ║
              ║ !!!! SUPPORT THE SHAREWARE CONCEPT !!!!  ║
              ║                                          ║
              ║ All the many shareware files available   ║
              ║ have come about through hard work and    ║
              ║ depend mainly on contributions from      ║
              ║ users. It's a great system as there are  ║
              ║ no heavy advertising or other costs as   ║
              ║ with store-bought shareware. These       ║
              ║ savings are passed on to you.            ║
              ║ But to continue offering these           ║
              ║ inexpensive products, shareware authors  ║
              ║ rely on people to register if they have  ║
              ║ found the file useful.                   ║
              ╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝
 JOKES - SEE NEXT PAGE.

      Read the following section if you're interested in learning more
      about demo disks.

WHAT ARE DEMO DISKS AND THEIR ADVANTAGES?

      Demo disks are given away as part of advertising and promotion
      efforts, especially for new products. Most are similar to slide
      shows and you watch colorful screens magically appear. They show
      an example of the features found in the commercial program. The
      term 'self-running demo' is  often used and means the same as a
      'demo' or 'demo disk.' A working model does more than a self-
      running demo disk. It is almost the very same as the company's
      software sold for a lot of money. Unlike self-running or
      interactive demos, with a working model you can actually use many
      of the same features of the actual, expensive program. Each
      company's working model has unique limitations; most do not allow

      saving and/or printing. For obvious reasons, there must be
      limitations or companies would in effect be giving away their
      software. However, some companies are more generous than others
      with usable features on the working model.  One company's working
      model (found in the registered version) allows design of up to 30
      IC's (Integrated Circuits) for printed circuit boards.  Our
      registered version lists all of Microsoft's working models
      including Windows. The working model of Windows 3.0 actually allows
      use of Windows in the lowest operating mode. For many people this
      may be good enough. You'll actually be able to use powerful Windows

      features. As you can see, working models are very powerful.
      Many demos and other items are not advertised in magazines so

      Compufreebies is the only place you'll know about them. You don't
      have to pay for or return anything. Demos are sent on re-usable 3.5"
      or 5.25" diskettes. High density and 3.5" diskettes can be expensive,
      as you know.

      Demos are very valuable in revealing a great deal about the
      actual software. They will answer many questions such as:



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    A) exactly how the screens are organized and will appear on the
       commercial version
    B) how easy will it be to maneuver around, and
    C) where to locate the features YOU feel are important (not
       only those which advertisements describe).
    D) reveal quality of paper manuals and documentation. If the
       directions and documentation supplied with the demo disk
       (especially working models) are easy to use, then there's
       a good chance that the actual program will have the same
       qualities.
    E) quality of help screens and company support. How well are
       questions answered about materials received when you call
       the company? You'll see exactly how much on-screen help is
       provided.
    F) compare one or more software products easily and quickly.
       You'll be more certain as to which is the best software
       for your needs - without having to take a chance on a
       purchase. Often many magazines rate software and choose 2
       programs as the best. You can further compare these 2
       quickly on your own computer.

       I'm sure there are a lot more than these 6 points but the
       usefulness of demo disks in evaluating software should be
       quite clear.

       Demos offer many advantages over buying the actual, expensive
       software for review, for example, some computer/M.I.S. depts.
       cannot get quick authorization for purchase of a wide variety
       of actual software. Other problems are: Forms to be
       completed, red tape, waiting for approval, installation time,
       returns problems (IF allowed) such as keeping track of return
       dates, packing, postage, potential loss of items,
       're-stocking fees', etc. All this makes it very difficult to
       review a lot of very good software. At least for preliminary
       reviews, demo disks are a good idea. The actual software program
       can always be reviewed later on.

     Once again, thank you for selecting and reviewing this file!
     We value all our customers and are committed to quality. I am
     sure you and\or your organization will find this unique
     product helpful. You will definitely and without question get
     back more than your investment - not only in material goods,
     but in gain of knowledge and learning. The value of reliable
     knowledge is quite high and always pays back good dividends.

                                  - Louis Puccio, President. INFOLIST.

                             SHAREWARE LAUGHS
                             """"""""""""""""
     Following are some jokes and humor straight from my computer
     to yours. I save some of the best jokes I come across into a
     large file and chose some here to share with you. I always
     say that we can never laugh too much. Well, that's not always
     true...I also say other things besides that! Oh well, you
     know what I mean. Enjoy!

                         *        *         *

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     A young boy came home from class and his mother asked,  "What
     did you learn in algebra class today, son?"
     "Well, I learned Pi R Square," replied the boy.
     "Now, hold on there, son; everybody knows that pie are round"


     Didja hear about the cow that caught such a cold she gave
     nothing but ice cream?

     What are microchips ?
       A. Little bitty highway patrolmen
       B. What you eat with microdip
       C. What a herd of micros leave on the prairie

     On a bright, warm spring day, a certain resident of East Indian
     origin was shaking his rug on his front porch. A passerby saw
     him, couldn't help himself and blurted, "What is the problem?
     Can't get it started?"


     A rock band's drummer thought he would make a good policeman, he
     was used to pounding a beat.


     A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.


     These two guys just arrived in America and decide to buy
     their first jigsaw puzzle.  It takes them six months to
     finish it.  One guy says, "Let's have a party to celebrate
     our accomplishment."  So they invite their friends over for a
     party and one of the guests asks, "What are we celebrating
     guys?"  The guys reply, as they're pointing to their
     accomplishment on the table, "We put together our first
     jigsaw puzzle and it only took us six months!" The guest
     says, "What is so special about that?  It doesn't look very
     difficult."  The guys reply, "Well, the cover of the box said
     '3 to 5 years'."


Author unknown:

     I walked into a pizza place down the street from where I use
     to live. I was with a friend and we could not decide what
     kind of pizza we wanted. We decided to get a half of one kind
     and half another. "Give us a large vegetarian pizza, but put
     pepperoni on half". The guy behind the counter VERY straight
     faced and quite serious asked: "Which half would you like the
     pepperoni on?" Without missing a beat, I said "The right
     half!" He wrote "Pepperoni on the right half" on the tag and
     handed it to the guy who makes the pizzas. That guy smiled a
     bit and proceeded to make us our pizza.

     About 20 minutes later they called my name. When I went to
     pick up the pizza I noticed that it was sitting so that the
     pepperoni was to my right but the counter person's left. I
     could not resist. I said "Hey, I wanted the pepperoni on the

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     right side not the left side!"  This taught me not to be such
     a smart ass in the future. The clerk, looking worried,
     grabbed the pizza and tossed it into the trash saying "Damn,
     I'm sorry, they must have made a mistake. We will make you
     another one right now!"

     25 minutes later, I kept quiet and ate the pizza! My friend
     and I did laugh about it for quite some time. Especially when
     the clerk gave us each a free beer and said he was sorry for
     the mistake and that we had to wait!!!!

     This piece of string walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" He
     asks the bartender for a drink.  The bartender says "Hey, we
     don't allow string in here.  You'll have to leave."  The
     string gets up and walks out.  Later he decides to try it
     again.  This time he ties himself in a knot around the middle
     and cuts the end of the string by his head.  He goes back in
     the bar and orders a drink.  The bartender says "Hey, are you
     a string?"  The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot."

     Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
     Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
     All the kings horses and all the kings men
     Said what the heck, its only an egg!

     Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
     Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
     All the kings horses and all the kings men
     Had scrambled eggs for the next two weeks!

     I just heard about a group of US tourists who came back from
     the Soviet Union. They visited Lenin's Tomb, which is one of
     the most important monuments in the Kremlin.  Although the
     line was long, the foreigners were allowed to go to the front
     of the line. As they were allowed to enter, one 20 year old
     woman was not allowed to go in because she wore a short
     sleeved blouse. (It was in the summer) She couldn't figure
     out why such a rule existed.

     Later on, she asked her travel guide about the rule, and was
     told that the Soviet constitution does not guarantee the
     right to bare arms.

   Some from the 8th annual Ten-Best Stressed Puns competition:

     A man discovered that a blood vessel on his wife's forehead
     would enlarge as the barometric pressure fell. He learned
     soon to predict rainstorms by observing her weather vein.


     Mr. Greenjeans said to Mr. Bluejeans,  "Me?  I like to wake
     up with the rooster.  How about you?"
     Mr. Bluejeans  shook his head,  "Naw, I prefer sleeping in my
     own bed."





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        (Sung with Italian accordion music in the background.)

                 If you see a big eel,
                 and his teeth are like steel,
                 That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

                 If he's big and he's mean
                 and he's slimy and green,
                 That's a Moray. (A Moray)

                 When he's fanning his gills,
                 Better head for the hills,
                 That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

                 From a hole in the reef,
                 He will bring you much grief,
                 That's a Moray. (A Moray!)


     The following was taken from the Internet humor news-group.
     Unfortunately, I do not have the author's name to give credit
     here:

SUBJECT: Service Interaction

     A particularly insidious kind of sales call now appearing in
     several cities is one which is initiated by computer, and
     contains recorded questions by some mellifluous voice that
     requires answers in simple digits or "yes" and "no". A voice
     recognition circuit then processes your answers and asks
     further questions based on your former answers.  The sales
     pitch is usually disguised as a survey of some kind.  The
     despicable thing about these things is that they won't leave
     you alone. If you hang up, they will just call back again.


     One day my wife got a call from one of these computer
     systems, and her answering machine answered. The conversation
     that followed was hilarious, as it consisted of two machines
     talking to each other without having the slightest idea about
     what each other was saying. The conversation wound up in an
     endless loop, as follows:

     [PHONE] *RING*

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "...At the tone, please give your
     message.  BEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "Hello. This is [company_name], and we are taking a
     telephone survey...when I ask a question, wait for the beep,
     then please speak plainly.  I will repeat your answer back to
     you, and verify it.  First, what is your phone number?
     BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     (The answering machine, upon hearing the beep, got confused
     and thought it was a play-back command, and generated another
     beep in response.)
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     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "Thank you! Your phone number was
     443-28347-47756-377764-22222.  Is that correct?
     BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any children?
     BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] Thank you! What is the age of your first child?
     BEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "Your first child is 1,222 years old. Is that
     correct?  BEEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [---------------  BEGIN ENDLESS LOOP ----------------]

     [PHONE] "Thank you! Do you have any more children? BEEEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "Thank you! What is this child's age? BEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [PHONE] "This child is 4,233 years old. Is that correct?
     BEEEEP."

     [ANSWERING MACHINE] "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

     [---------------------END LOOP -----------------------]

     My wife, upon noticing that the answering machine had been
     going for over half an hour, turned up the volume to find out
     what was going on. When she discovered this endless loop (by
     now she had over 200 children, all over 1,000 years old), she
     switched off the answering machine. The computer never called
     again.


     "My Uncle is in Leavenworth because he made big money."
     "How much?"
     "About a third of an inch too big."


      Officer: Are you happy now that you are in the Army?
      Soldier: Yes sir!
      Officer: What were you before you got into the Army?
      Soldier: Much happier!

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                                FUN FACTS
                                """""""""

         The following is from my file of 'fun' and general facts.
         I add to this when I come across a magazine or newspaper
         article with something interesting or unique:


     Dave Kunst walked around the world in 4 1/2 years covering
     15,000 miles. He ended in Newport Beach, California in
     October 1974.

     Longest car in the world is in New York and costs $80,000. It
     has 2 sofas, TV, stereo, 2 fridges, bar and 3 phones. It's 27
     ft. long.

     The distance between the wingtips of a Boeing 747 is longer
     than the flight first made by the Wright Bros.

     Walter Diemer invented bubble gum in 1928. Everyone said the
     idea was crazy. When asked why bubble gum is pink he said,
     'It was the only coloring I had at the time.'

     Kangaroos received their names when Captain Cook's crew asked
     Australian aborigines what those strange creatures hopping
     about were. They answered, 'Kangaroo,' which means 'What are
     you saying?'


     In 1978 a 37 year old man, Yukihoro Isa, climbed 12,388 Mount
     Fuji in 5 days. He was paralyzed from the waist down and did
     it in a one horsepower wheelchair.


     World's Longest Walk - He walked 19,019 miles in 7 years,
     from Tierra del Fuego in S. America to Alaska's shores.

            Some names of actual towns:

     Disco, Wisconsin  -  Waltz, Michigan
     Carefree, Arizona -  Panic, Pennsylvania
     Normal, Illinois -  Peculiar, Missouri
     Sunrise, Wyoming  -  Sunset, Louisiana

     Lively, Virginia  -  Drab, Pennsylvania
     Why, Arizona  -   Whynot, Mississippi
     Ball Ground, Georgia

     Baseline, Calif.
     Centerfield, Utah
     Diamond, Missouri
     Fence, Wisconsin
     Fly, Ohio
     Homer, Louisiana
     Pitcher, NY
     Sunfield, Michigan
     Umpire, Arkansas


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     Elvis Presley's Favorite snack was a fried peanut butter and
     banana sandwich.

     Thomas Crapper - 1837 - 1910. A sanitary engineer who
     invented the valve-and-siphon arrangement that made the
     modern toilet possible.


     The busiest U.S. intersection: the junction of Interstate 10
     (Santa Monica Freeway) and Interstate 405 (San Diego
     Freeway). An average of 513,000 vehicles use it every day.


    NUMBER OF TELEPHONE POLLS IN US - AS OF 1989:

  Alabama - 435,266          Connecticut - 388,627     Idaho - 60,840
  Alaska - 394  (least)      Delaware - 45,303         Illinois - 737,728
  Arizona - 167,202          D.C. - 17,458             Indiana - 522,940

  Arkansas - 164,141         Florida - 635,506         Iowa - 106,175
  California - 1,783,465 (most) Georgia - 426,207      Kansas - 166,145
  Colorado -  216,268        Hawaii - 140,675          Kentucky - 446,403
  Louisiana - 287,082        Ohio - 1,212,887

  Maine - 236,376                   Oklahoma - 282,144
  Maryland - 341,271                Oregon - 168,630
  Massachusetts - 644,852           Pennsylvania - 1,275,520
  Michigan - 660,291                Rhode Island - 134,408
  Minnesota - 144,238               South Carolina - 171,615
  Mississippi - 260,717             South Dakota - 20,293
  Missouri - 533,598                Tennessee - 515,516
  Montana - 56,198                  Texas - 1,290,977

     Nebraska - 60,590                 Utah - 87,104
     Nevada - 75,190                   Vermont - 141,997
     New Hampshire - 216,699           Virginia - 542,970
     New Jersey - 640,162              Washington - 366,826
     New Mexico - 84,918               West Virginia - 315,630
     New York - 1,469,917 (2nd most)   Wisconsin - 231,594
     North Carolina - 403,983          Wyoming - 37,283
     North Dakota - 15,214
                                  Total - 19,387,333

     About 50 million hot dogs are consumed in the U.S. every day!

     Walter Nilson, on a dare from Robert "Believe It Or Not"
     Ripley, unicycled across the U.S. from New York City to San
     Francisco covering 3,306 miles in 117 days without falling
     once.

     Chief M.K.O. Abiola, the head of a tribe in Nigeria is a
     billionaire. He pays for the college education of any
     Nigerian who asks him.





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 CAN'T COUNT

     In Cranston, R.I., Donald M. Thomas, 34, escaped in March
     after serving 89 days of a 90-day jail sentence for
     disorderly conduct and thus now faces up to 20 years in prison.


             Well, this is it! This is really the end of this file...

                              :>





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