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FILE3033.TXT
Disk No: 3033
Disk Title: DOS-Joke
PC-SIG Version: S1
Program Title: DOS-Joke
Author Version: 1.7
Author Registration: $14.90
Special Requirements: Graphics monitor (EGA/VGA recommended). Hard drive
It sure looks like a usual computer with the DOS "C:" prompt on the
screen, but it sounds as if it has flatulence! This is no normal
computer; it's a computer with DOS-JOKE installed. Once you run
DOS-JOKE, it displays the standard DOS prompt, but it's ready for fun.
As with other DOS prompt practical joke programs, it displays
smart-aleck remarks when the user types something in. DOS-JOKE is unique
because it uses your built-in speaker to also "speak" the jokes. It
includes remarks, music, noises (a phone ringing), and noises of a
deeply personal nature-but those are probably the things that practical
jokers enjoy the most. You can even set it to go off at regular
intervals during your absence. It's a wacky program, but be warned that
some people may be offended by some of its actions. You have to decide
if that's good or bad.
PC-SIG
1030D East Duane Avenue
Sunnyvale Ca. 94086
(408) 730-9291
(c) Copyright 1989 PC-SIG, Inc.
README.DOC
* UNREGISTERED COPY *
PC-TALK (THE SPEECH LIBRARY) Vers 2.1
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PC-TALK (THE SPEECH LIBRARY) is a NEW product for business and personal
applications. The library consist of several words/phrases that can be
used in all sorts of applications. There is no special hardware need to
use the SPEECH LIBRARY (excellent speech quality that works thru your PC
speaker). The speech commands can be put in any batch file (*.bat) and
added to your programs/menus. This package is very easy to use, you simply
need to type PC-TALK at the dos prompt, followed by the words/phrases you
would like to say (example: to say HELLO WELCOME, type in "PC-TALK HELLO
WELCOME"). Also included in this package is PCX display program that you
can use to create your own TALKING SLIDESHOW for PRESENTATIONS, PRODUCT
DEMO'S and TUTORIALS. When you register, you will receive a complete
speech library with over 1,000,000 bytes(3 disk) of speech, music and
sound effects .
* A SPEECH LIBRARY with a real HUMAN VOICE.
* SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: 256K memory, one floppy
disk and any monitor. (hard disk recommended)
* Designed to work on any IBM-PC Compatible.
* Type "RUNME" to start the TUTORIAL program.
* NOW THE PC CAN TALK.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Please register your shareware by sending $29.50 to:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CREATIVE SOFTWARE SOUNDS INC.
C.S.S. Inc.
3005 Glenmore Ave.
Baltimore, MD 21214
(410) 665-0193 ASP MEMBER
CALL toll free 1-800-847-0309 for CREDIT CARD ORDERS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
README.DOC
* UNREGISTERED COPY *
PC-TALK (THE SPEECH LIBRARY) Vers 2.1
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PC-TALK (THE SPEECH LIBRARY) is a NEW product for business and personal
applications. The library consist of several words/phrases that can be
used in all sorts of applications. There is no special hardware need to
use the SPEECH LIBRARY (excellent speech quality that works thru your PC
speaker). The speech commands can be put in any batch file (*.bat) and
added to your programs/menus. This package is very easy to use, you simply
need to type PC-TALK at the dos prompt, followed by the words/phrases you
would like to say (example: to say HELLO WELCOME, type in "PC-TALK HELLO
WELCOME"). Also included in this package is PCX display program that you
can use to create your own TALKING SLIDESHOW for PRESENTATIONS, PRODUCT
DEMO'S and TUTORIALS. When you register, you will receive a complete
speech library with over 1,000,000 bytes(3 disk) of speech, music and
sound effects .
* A SPEECH LIBRARY with a real HUMAN VOICE.
* SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: 256K memory, one floppy
disk and any monitor. (hard disk recommended)
* Designed to work on any IBM-PC Compatible.
* Type "RUNME" to start the TUTORIAL program.
* NOW THE PC CAN TALK.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Please register your shareware by sending $29.50 to:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CREATIVE SOFTWARE SOUNDS INC.
C.S.S. Inc.
3005 Glenmore Ave.
Baltimore, MD 21214
(410) 665-0193 ASP MEMBER
CALL toll free 1-800-847-0309 for CREDIT CARD ORDERS.
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Directory of PC-SIG Library Disk #3033
Volume in drive A has no label
Directory of A:\
RUNME BAT 1550 2-21-92 11:12a
DOS-JOKE DOC 22815 2-21-92 11:12a
DOS-JOKE EXE 43742 2-21-92 11:12a
DOS-JOKE SLB 125691 2-21-92 11:12a
GO BAT 30 2-21-92 11:12a
ORDER FRM 1553 2-21-92 11:12a
PRINTDOC BAT 188 2-21-92 11:12a
FILE3033 TXT 2073 6-30-92 9:17a
PC-TALK <DIR>
9 file(s) 197642 bytes
Directory of A:\PC-TALK
. <DIR>
.. <DIR>
README DOC 1867 2-14-92 1:51p
RUNME BAT 128 2-14-92 1:51p
TUTOR BAT 12518 2-14-92 1:51p
PC-TALK DOC 23104 2-14-92 1:51p
PC-TALK EXE 12096 2-14-92 1:51p
BIGPAUSE BAT 80 2-14-92 1:51p
CANDID BAT 492 2-14-92 2:08p
GO BAT 30 2-14-92 1:51p
MAKE-BAT BAT 1459 2-14-92 1:51p
ORDER FRM 1565 2-14-92 1:51p
PHONE BAT 246 2-14-92 1:51p
AFTERNOO 2048 2-14-92 1:51p
BIRTHDAY 1664 2-14-92 1:51p
BUSS 14336 2-14-92 1:51p
CHRISTMA 1664 2-14-92 1:51p
ESC 5119 2-14-92 1:51p
EXIT 1024 2-14-92 1:51p
FORHELP 2560 2-14-92 1:51p
GETME 6272 2-14-92 1:51p
GOODLOOK 2432 2-14-92 1:51p
HAPPY 1408 2-14-92 1:51p
HELLO 1279 2-14-92 1:51p
HELPME 6656 2-14-92 1:51p
MENU 6528 2-14-92 1:51p
MERRY 1408 2-14-92 1:51p
NEWYEAR 1792 2-14-92 1:51p
PAUSE 2276 2-14-92 1:51p
PHONERIN 3968 2-14-92 1:51p
PLEASE 1599 2-14-92 1:51p
PRESSF1 3456 2-14-92 1:51p
REGFEMAL 4416 2-14-92 1:51p
RETRY 1664 2-14-92 1:51p
TALKWELC 4991 2-14-92 1:51p
THANKYOU 1665 2-14-92 1:51p
WELCOME 1152 2-14-92 1:51p
WHISTLE 3072 2-14-92 1:51p
38 file(s) 138034 bytes
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47 file(s) 335676 bytes
2048 bytes free