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Disk No: 3031
Disk Title: Joke Talk (#3032 also)
PC-SIG Version: S1

Program Title: Joke Talk (The Comedy Show)
Author Version: 1.3
Author Registration: $29
Special Requirements: Graphic monitor. EGA/VGA and a hard drive recommen

JOKE TALK, DOS Joke's big brother, performs computer shenanigans and
talks through your PC's speaker as it does it. The joke telling portion
displays a joke on the screen as it "speaks" it. The computer voice is
easily understood and the jokes are nutty. For example, "My husband took
me out for a royal evening; dinner at Burger King and dessert at Dairy
Queen!"

You can also play "Name That Tune." Only a few songs are included and
while the sound is not CD quality, it is recognizable.  Other portions
of the program include famous person impressions, animal sounds, human
sounds (same as DOS Joke), and the Candid Camera Show. The Candid Camera
Show is interesting because it works like a screen saver by drawing
attractive graphics on your computer screen when you're away. Its humor
content comes from the human sounds, jokes, or animal sounds that are
periodically injected. This is great when you leave your cubical at work
and want to keep your co-workers on their toes. JOKE TALK also lets you
take its library of sounds and words (59 in all) and create your own
combinations.

With 59 sounds and sentences, JOKE TALK is not the type of program you
use to entertain yourself. However, it's a good demonstration of voice
synthesis on the PC and has unlimited practical joke potential.

PC-SIG
1030D East Duane Avenue
Sunnyvale  Ca. 94086
(408) 730-9291
(c) Copyright 1989 PC-SIG, Inc.

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║ To install the program to drive C, type: INSTALLC (press Enter)         ║
║ To install the program to drive D, type: INSTALLD (press Enter)         ║
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║ Then start the program by typing:  RUNME  (press Enter)                 ║
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║ To print the documentation, type: PRINTDOC  (press Enter)               ║
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║                                        (c) Copyright 1992, PC-SIG Inc.  ║
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			 JOKE TALK (THE COMEDY SHOW)                Vers 1.3
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

       JOKE TALK is a new comedy package with REAL HUMAN SPEECH THAT WORKS
    THRU YOUR PC SPEAKER. This package is loaded with jokes, gags, riddles,
    one liners, sound effects and much more. The CANDID CAMERA SHOW, The
    NAME THAT TUNE GAME, FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPERSONATIONS are also included
    in this new comedy package. You can even play back any of the jokes,
    songs and sound effects in this package with the PC-TALK command. You
    can use this package to create your own custom joke files.



	* With REAL HUMAN SPEECH and DIGITIZED SOUND EFFECTS.

	* Play jokes on your family, friends and coworkers.

	* SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS:  256K memory, hard drive
	  any graphic monitor (EGA/VGA recommended).

        * Designed to work on any IBM-PC Compatible.

        * To install JOKE TALK type INSTALLC

	* Type "RUNME" to start this new comedy package.

        * NOW THE PC CAN TALK.

	* Please register your shareware by sending only $ 29.00 to:



		      CREATIVE SOFTWARE SOUNDS Inc.

			      C.S.S. Inc.
			   3005 Glenmore Ave.
			  Baltimore, MD 21214

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